Okay, so ever since Naomie and Craig from Southern Charm broke up, it seems like Bravo stars are contractually obligated to announce their breakups via Instagram comments. I mean, I guess they’re not famous enough to put out an actual ‘statement’ announcing the split, but the whole ‘replying to a fan via IG comments’ thing just seems a little odd. How do they decide who to reply to? And how do they decide which one of them posts the comment? These are the things that keep me up at night.
Shay Marie from Vanderpump Rules split from her rebound boyfriend Rob Valetta after like, a couple weeks of dating. Or maybe it was a year? Not important.
You might recall, that Scheana filed for divorce from Mike Shay in November, and it was finalized in April. She got married in a crop top and I truly believe that played a large factor in the breakup. That, and the fact that he was addicted to drugs and stole all her money. But, like, also the crop top.
She started dating longtime friend Rob Valletta, and things seemed to be going wonderfully. However, he recently posted this weird Instagram photo:
Someone commented asking where Sheana was, and he decided it was completely necessary to reply to this person who he has no relationship with or obligation to. He wrote: “Sadly we broke up, we are still amazing friends and we adore each other. We will see what happens.”
Sheana posted this off Instagram to make sure we all know she’s
hot doing okay.
Next up, we have Jax and Brittany.
I’ve been hearing rumors for a while now that this VPR couple broke up. But, they had that spin-off show that I watched one episode of, and I think they needed to keep up appearances.
There’s always been a lot of criticism over this relationship. Jax likes to tell Brittany to ‘make him a sandwich’ at least 6 times a day to remind everyone that he is a manly man and he paid for her boob job. He’s definitely gotten better since his Stassi days, but he’s still a pretty big douchebag. A lot of people think that Brittany deserves better, and they’re probably right.
So anyways, Brittany posted this Instagram photo:
If you read the comments, someone asked, “Are you and Jax still together?” to which Jax replied, “No.”
At fist I was like, okay, straight to the point. But then I noticed these two comments: (*sidenote, do I have too much time on my hands?)
Soooo…I guess he’s joking? I don’t know, I really can’t keep up. I DO know, however, that they were in D.C. together the weekend of October 13th and they have been posting a lot of pictures of each other on their Snap stories. Is it all for show!?
I guess we’ll have to wait for the new season of VPR to see how everything plays out.