This week was honestly a whirlwind. So much happened and I’m here to sum it up for you so you’re able to participate in intelligent conversation this weekend.
All of the Kardashian/Jenner’s are pregnant
Okay, so this is actually kind of old news by now, but I feel like it needs to be reiterated because it is so vital to our day-to-days. Though not confirmed, both Kylie Jenner and Khloe Kardashian are pregnant. And don’t forget about Kim who is expecting her third child with Kanye via surrogate. I am
not ashamed to admit that this has been on my mind literally all week.
At this point, everyone just wants answers. Kris Jenner told Ryan Seacrest “Kylie isn’t confirming anything.” I am dying over here.
Kylie very casually put up a SnapChat story yesterday about her new Fall Lip Kit colors. Seriously?
Kylie, we are NOT interested in Lip Kits right now – are you pregnant Y/N?!
All we need now is for Kendall and Kourtney to get pregnant and I guarantee Kris Jenner is taking meetings with E! brainstorming a new spin-off show about all of the sisters raising their babies together.
Dean Unglert is starting a Podcast
If you’ve already forgotten who this is, don’t worry, you should have. His 15 minutes of fame are very much over, but in true Bachelor alumn fashion, he decided that he should start a podcast. I honestly have so many feelings about this situation and the first one is that I cannot. His podcast is called “Help! I Suck at Dating” and I will pause for a moment so you can give this the intense eye roll it deserves.
The idea is, Dean brings in exes and dating experts to talk about, like, what he’s doing wrong. Okay, so you brand yourself a fuckboy on national television and all of the sudden you’re worthy of an entire show dedicated to redeeming yourself?
Here’s the photo he’s using for the Podcast, it’s worse than you probably imagined.
Not only is this a horrible concept for a podcast, but Dean has the social skills of a 9 year old and I cannot even fathom listening to him try to string together sentences long enough to make a halfway comprehendible Podcast. Bye Dean, you can go shave your back now.
Naomie and Craig from Southern Charm broke up
This is very sad but very expected. Naomie and Craig of Bravo’s Southern Charm, called it quits.
She confirmed it via Instagram comments by replying to a fan who asked if they were still together. She wrote “Unfortunately we are not. But we are still great friends.” I like that they didn’t put out some formal statement, or make a big stink about it. The couple was definitely going downhill in this past season of SC. Naomie wanted Craig to like, get serious, get a job, & pass the bar. But Craig just wanted to stay home and sew onesies while talking to his cat (same). I think it was a long time coming and at the end of the day they just weren’t a match. Much love for them both, though.
Also, low-key incredibly mad it wasn’t me who posted that comment and got the confirmation reply from Naomie.
Hugh Hefner dies at 91
Mr. Playboy himself, died in the Playboy Mansion at 91 years old. I don’t necessarily have an opinion good or bad of him, but he is definitely iconic. He built a brand from the ground up and nobody can deny that that’s impressive.
He somehow managed to convince
stupid 25 year old girls that is was normal to date him, an 85 year old man, while he was also dating 3 of their friends. So like, great job.
No comment from Holly Madison, who is openly not a fan of the Playboy franchise after her stint as one of Hef’s girlfriends, but Kendra Wilkonson told E! News, “Hef changed my life. He made me the person I am today. I couldn’t be more thankful for our friendship and our time together. I will miss him so much but he will be in my heart forever.”
Also, apparently Hugh Hefner has 4 kids. News to me.
Have a great weekend, everyone!