Audrina Partridge is divorcing after 10 months of marriage
In case you forgot (because you probably did), Aurdrina is famous for being Lauren’s best friend on The Hills (post Heidi.) She was–how do I put this nicely–an airhead.
We later found out that they weren’t even real friends, never lived together, and The Hills was a SHAM. But that’s beside the point (I’m not bitter.)
Corinne Olympios is looking for an assistant
If you live in the area, and are looking for a job that will steal your soul, look no further. Corinne Olympios of Bachelor and Bachelor in Paradise sex scandal fame, posted on her Instagram story that she’s looking for an assistant.
Rachel Bilson and Hayden Christensen broke up
This one is extremely sad. However, not as sad as when she and Adam Brody broke up. Now that was hard to stomach.
Apparently they’ve been having conflicts for the last few months since Rachel lives full time in LA, Hayden in Toronto. Gonna go out on a whim and say that anyone could have predicted that living arrangement wouldn’t work.
The couple has a two year old daughter and were together for 10 years, but never married. At least there’s no messy divorce to deal with, just some child custody battles-no biggie!
Dean and Kristina are probably back together
Ugh, Kristina, when will you learn!?
This past week, Dean was allegedly in Krstina’s home town of Lexington, Kentucky. I’m not sure, but I’m guessing he wasn’t there to see the sights. He posted an Instagram story that had a street sign that a very observant Reddit user recognized to be an intersection in Lexington. As soon as that came out, Dean deleted the Instagram story. Shady.
At the end of the day, nobody is going to like, murder Dean for dating Kristina. If you’re dating just like, date, you don’t have to be such a sneak about it. D-Lo will get over it.
Bachelor filming has begun
I can’t wait to see how many girls get out of the limo and feed Arie a bullshit “I’m so happy it’s you!” line. We ALL know they were hoping for Peter. We know.
Also, literally go away, Mike Fleiss.
Chrissy Teigen begged Twitter followers for brown bananas
This might be the funniest, most insane thing I’ve seen all week. Chrissy Teigen wanted to make banana bread, but she didn’t have any bananas. Evetrone knows you need brown bananas to make banana bread, and you can’t buy those at the store. Chrissy sent out the following tweets:
Obviously the photos came rolling in, but she finally picked a winner. Chrissy’s mom literally drove to this girls house to pick up the bananas.
Have a great weekend, everyone! xoxo