Weekend Small Talk: 9.22.17

Audrina Partridge is divorcing after 10 months of marriage

In case you forgot (because you probably did), Aurdrina is famous for being Lauren’s best friend on The Hills (post Heidi.) She was–how do I put this nicely–an airhead.
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We later found out that they weren’t even real friends, never lived together, and The Hills was a SHAM. But that’s beside the point (I’m not bitter.)

Anyways, about a year ago, Audrina had a baby with Corey Bohan, who she later married.
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Fast forward 10 months, and they’re dunzo. At first I was like, eye rolling hard, but apparently she had to file a restraining order against him as well due to domestic violence & abuse, so that’s really sad.

 

I wonder if Justin Bobby is still single. Too soon?

 

Corinne Olympios is looking for an assistant

If you live in the area, and are looking for a job that will steal your soul, look no further. Corinne Olympios of Bachelor and Bachelor in Paradise sex scandal fame, posted on her Instagram story that she’s looking for an assistant.

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“AVAILABLE TO ME ALWAYS.” I literally just got a shiver down my spine. Do not sign me up for 3am wake up calls to make cheese pasta and e-mail coordination with FabFitFun negotiating how much Corinne should make per post. Honestly, I’m sure she pays well though, because she runs a multi-million dollar company, remember?

 

Also, was it 100% necessary to use a dog filter for this particular situation?

 

Rachel Bilson and Hayden Christensen broke up

Okay, what is going on? This is almost too many celebrity break-ups to handle. Rachel Bilson and Hayden Christensen are calling it quits.
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This one is extremely sad. However, not as sad as when she and Adam Brody broke up. Now that was hard to stomach.

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Apparently they’ve been having conflicts for the last few months since Rachel lives full time in LA, Hayden in Toronto. Gonna go out on a whim and say that anyone could have predicted that living arrangement wouldn’t work.

The couple has a two year old daughter and were together for 10 years, but never married. At least there’s no messy divorce to deal with, just some child custody battles-no biggie!

Dean and Kristina are probably back together

Ugh, Kristina, when will you learn!?
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This past week, Dean was allegedly in Krstina’s home town of Lexington, Kentucky. I’m not sure, but I’m guessing he wasn’t there to see the sights. He posted an Instagram story that had a street sign that a very observant Reddit user recognized to be an intersection in Lexington. As soon as that came out, Dean deleted the Instagram story. Shady.

At the end of the day, nobody is going to like, murder Dean for dating Kristina. If you’re dating just like, date, you don’t have to be such a sneak about it. D-Lo will get over it.

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Bachelor filming has begun

Well, it wasn’t a prank, Arie is 100% The Bachelor. Filming began this week and a bunch of 23 year old models are at the Bachelor mansion as we speak vying for Instagram followers Arie’s heart.Screen Shot 2017-09-22 at 9.34.59 AM.png

I can’t wait to see how many girls get out of the limo and feed Arie a bullshit “I’m so happy it’s you!” line. We ALL know they were hoping for Peter. We know.

Also, literally go away, Mike Fleiss.

Chrissy Teigen begged Twitter followers for brown bananas

This might be the funniest, most insane thing I’ve seen all week. Chrissy Teigen wanted to make banana bread, but she didn’t have any bananas. Evetrone knows you need brown bananas to make banana bread, and you can’t buy those at the store. Chrissy sent out the following tweets:

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Obviously the photos came rolling in, but she finally picked a winner. Chrissy’s mom literally drove to this girls house to pick up the bananas.

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Unfortunately, she needed one more, so she took to Twitter once again. This could have ended very badly, but I’m glad she managed to pick two completely sane Twitter users who weren’t plotting something crazy. I hope the banana bread was everything she dreamed of and more.

Have a great weekend, everyone! xoxo

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